The Blind-Always Looking for Some Freebie

Woman is pushed up to my window by her ?son? in her wheelchair. She looks at me, in my eyes and says:

"Do you have discount tickets for blind people?"

I pause. She's looking AT me. I'm confused.

"I'm blind."

Her son looks away and shifts uncomfortably.

"No, we have discounts for students and seniors."

"But nothing for blind people?"

"No."

"Hmmm. Well we're blind."

Her son looks at me nervously and says to his mother.."oh, ok."

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.