"Is that show a one person comedian? Is she a comedian?"

"Yes."

"So she's a comedian then."

"Yes."

"Well, NO, it would be a comediana I believe. She's a comediana."

"Hmmm."

"Yes, we'll see."

click.

"We have tickets under the name Hershenson."

"Hmm. I don't have tickets under that name."

"HERSHONSON?! The name of the author of the play?"

"Oh, you mean, Gershonson?"

"Yeeeaaahhh!!"

"I want to see your show tomorrow."

"Which show do you want to see?"

"The one tomorrow?!"

"We have several shows."

"Hold on."

She puts me on hold to find out the name of the show. She returns.

"I'll have to call you back."