Live from the bOX oFFice

Live from the bOX oFFice
A view from behind the glass.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Lunch Stalker

"Do you have a show tonight?"

"Yes, it's at 8pm. Tickets are $30."

"Ok...ok, great. Um, and do you take a lunch or will you be there all day?"

"We are here all day."

pause.

"You don't take a lunch?"

pause.

"I might take a break..." awkwardly...

laughing "I see I see, so you don't take a lunch at a specific time? Like when do you go to lunch?"

"It's not routine."

"Ok, I'll figure it out then."

Click.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Listen

"I'd like to speak with ______"

"Ok, he's not here right now let me put you through to his line."

5 second later. phone rings again.

"I'd like to speak with ______"

"Oh, I just put you through to his voicemail. Did you leave a message?"

"Well, is he not available or something?"