"and what is the billing address on your credit card?"

"um, oh, i'm not sure. this is for my doctor. i'm at my doctors office. and...um...i told him about the show and he wants to go to the show. with me. well not with me but. well, with a group of us and um...well....hold on i'm in the room and let me go find the doctor then."

(shuffling, ambient noise)

"dr. ______ what's the billing address on your credit card?!!!"

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